me: i’m on top of your penis vroom vroom

you: get off me penis you slut

me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

in hollawood they say, theres no beness like showbeness

in da hood they say, theres no beness like hobeness

ronaldreagay:

started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse

(Source: catholicschoolgay)